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Cumming Up Trumps parts 1, 2 and 3

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As Trump stood looking out over the pristine lawns from his Oval Office he couldn’t believe how much his life has changed in the last two weeks. The wall to Mexico had begun construction and he had already begun to dissolve Obamacare. However, as the breeze blew a few golden leaves over the sun drenched

James Whale Show

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There used to be a television programme in the UK called ‘The James Whale Show’. It was a mixture of interviews with famous people and a bit of nudity as well. I remember seeing Susanna on there a few times, but in pretty minor roles, always looking sexy but mainly dressed. However, one week she

Strange mythbusters

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“Ok guys, we need myths to test, the posts from online aren’t panning out.” The cast of Mythbusters was sitting around a table in the shop with the production team. They were brainstorming myths for the show, but having lots of trouble. Jokingly, Tory suggested “Let’s test the myth that after someone gets their head

The perfect attitude

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1. I’ll Swallow it all, i love the taste 2. Are you sure you’ve had enough to drink 3. Im bored .. lets shave my pussy 4. Shouldn’t you be down at the bar with your friends 5. Iv decided to stop wearing clothes on around the house 6. Id rather watch football and drink

The fiery rose

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It was seven years ago.. Seven long years on an oddly cold summer night. If you asked me to remember everything about that night, I’d be at a loss, but the one thing I will remember. It was the night I met her. I was walking on a bridge over looking the lake down below.

I used to love anal sex

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Every once in a while I get lucky and my girlfriend lets me bang her in the ass. Well, last night I’m fucking the shit (wrong expression I know) out of her pussy, she turns around and says, “You can stick it in my ass if you want, come on”, that made me hornier than

He was fucking like a machine

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A couple of years ago I was living in one of those art-deco apartments in New York, I had upstairs neighbours who were awesome. Two 20-something guys, nice and clean cut, but I slept below their bedroom, and I heard what went on. One of them was like a machine, I used to lay awake

The adventures of Buttman and Cuntwoman

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Ben Dover and his wife Tracy are at church when the first attack is unleashed. Four Ganja Grenades are thrown simultaneously from four different sides of the octagonal worship hall. Thick green smoke envelopes the crowd of worshipers as they cough from too much smoke at once. Reaching for Tracy, Ben passes out. “Are you

Space station of the sluts

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Station Chief Megan Xio felt doubly naked as the black-haired Consortium tech passed his hands above her body, readouts in his pupils gleaming like distant stars. Her skin was naked before the eyes, flesh and electronic, that peered not only at but through the skintight turquoise seal of her daysuit; her trust and charge, Saturn

Serafina gets it

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Horvan had to leave Earth on an urgent mission to Planet Wox. He hated the whole idea. His young and pretty wife, Serafina, normally a shy, refined and proper lady under ordinary circumstances, could become sort of a sexual deviant under certain circumstances. Those circumstances were normally absent on tepid and boring Planet Earth in